"It's late. The moon's gigantic! It seems to be drawing nearer and nearer towards us, it's so near, I don't doubt we can touch it.

The moon seems so pretty from underwater. A solitary house stood some 40 metres away. It's weird, every thing looks out of place, but I can't figure out what is wrong. I've got my friends here, but... WAIT. I'm underwater, am I? How can I breathe underwater? Something's seriously wrong. Oh no. Why does everyone around me seem as if everything's all right? We are going to die underwater if we don't get out fast enough! Oh man, how? How?! HOW?!

No. Wait a moment, my respiratory system seems fine underwater. Why is it that I'm able to breathe underwater? What do my nostrils get filled with an abundant amount of oxygen? This is terribly weird, oh god, I seriously don't know, I don't have a clue what and why am I doing here, I don't understand what's happening; I don't get it; I don't get it at all-

My thoughts were interrupted as June starts to glow and sizzle and vibrate. It's really queer. She starts having metal limbs, arms, face, whatever, everything. She evolves into a robot, I sense danger and all of us ran away from her.

I watched her from a distance. How could this be happening? She takes out something that resembles a laser gun and shoots at one of our classmates nearby. I don't know who it was, all I knew was that she evolved into a robot and June turned into her normal self again. Oh man, we're so glad to see the real June.

However, our relief did not last long. Before June can be reunited with us, our classmate who had turned into a robot came charging at us and SHOOT! SHOOT! SHOOT! People became robots and robots became human. All we could think of was run.

We ran and ran till we reached intp a shopping centre. To our horror, we saw more of the robots but there was no way for us to turn around and run. One of the robots in the shopping centre pointed its laser gun at a victim, someone we don't know, but instead of the victim transforming into a robot, many people around him/her turned into robots. Oh no!

I ran and got seperated from Elisa, Joey. My mind was in a mess, everything did not make any sense to me, but I just ran, hoping to get out of danger. I ran towards an escalator and made an attempt to travel down the level, however, the steps were moving towards me and a robot stood on it, drawing nearer and nearer. I wanted to escape, but too late, the robot shot at me, oh shit, stupid things happen at stupid times.

I awaited myself to evolve into a robot, but I didn't.Instead, the people around me started turning into robots and the robot who shot me actually turned into... into... Jingying! God bless us!

Both of us screamed and we ran in different directions, hoping to avoid the evil robots. After some time, I escaped from the cursed shopping centre and ran towards a park bench. Oh yes! Finally free of robots!

"Munch, munch, munch," I turned my head to see someone sitting beside me and devouring her food as if she had not been eating for days. Guess who? No no, not Elisa... It was... Jingying again... Yes, Jingying again."

So what happened to June, Joey and Elisa?

Xiaowei woke up before she could find us. Tsk. Why like that? I think only Jingying and Xiaowei survived. The rest of us must have been attacked by robots, so sad la! I've such a terrible fate.

Weird dream that Xiaowei had. So funny, yet scary at the same time. Hiyo, why must June turn into a robot and start shooting people? So evil!

If only the dream continues, I want to see what I end up as.

HAHA.

Scribbles on my PHYSICS worksheet and at the same time plays with CHALK.

MR. TEACHER walk past and stares at me.

"Oops," but I ignore MR TEACHER and continue playing with chalk.

I stare at my CHALKY and DUSTY pinafore.

MR. TEACHER walks past me yet again.

MR. TEACHER spots a photo sticking out from the pages of my diary.

MR. TEACHER talks to me, "is this a photo of you?"

I look up at MR. TEACHER, smack the table and says, "ya."

"Can I see?"

Nods.

MR. TEACHER reaches out for the photo.

MR. TEACHER says, "Oh, you and your father?"

I keep silent and stop playing with chalk.

I do my PHYSICS corrections.

MR. TEACHER speaks again, "your father looks like Geraint Wong."

They say I walk as if I
-AM A PAI KIA (but I'm not even though I qualify, I don't choose to take the pia kia route)
-HATE SCHOOL (but I don't)
-WANT TO KILL PEOPLE (I want to kill many people, just don't know how and who to start with)
-WANT TO FIGHT LIKE THAT
-AM VERY DAO (I am so not dao lo, I mean, depends on who I see la)
-SUFFERING FROM DEPRESSION (like, ha ha.)
-AM VERY VERY VERY CRAZY (true la)

They say
-JUNE AND I LOVE ENTERTAINING OURSELVES (that makes us sound like nutcases)
-I INFLUENCE PEOPLE EASILY, LIKE PEOPLE WHO WALK BESIDE ME LOOK LIKE PAI KIA (wah piang, what is this man?)

From today onwards, HISTORY is history for us.
(YAY!)

From today onwards, I'll learn to appreciate History.
(BUT WHAT'S THE POINT?)

From today onwards, I'll try to appreciate my History teacher.
(WHAT FOR? YOU MIGHT NOT BE SEEING THEM AGAIN.)

From today onwards, I'll never lay my hands on my History textbook ever again.
(NO, I MUST LAY MY HANDS ON MY HISTORY TEXTBOOK, I DON'T WANT TO BE PUNISHED FOR NOT BRINGING MY TEXTBOOK.)

From today onwards, we'll forget about war and communism.
(TOMORROW: CHAPTER 11 AND ONWARDS ABOUT INDEPENDENT SINGAPORE)

ZHUANG QIANG!

Ok, nevermind. Keep COOL in the TOUGHEST conditions, you know.

We went out with Davin, Raph and THE SMALL ONE (don't know his name).
*GLARES AT JUNEE*
Watched the LONGEST YARD, even though I wasn't so keen to watch football.
*GLARES AT ELISA*
Nice seating arrangement, two-four
*GLARES AT THE BOYS*
But nevermind, we got the boys to sit alone and one of them had to move to our side.
*GLARES AT DAVIN*
It wasn't Davin who came to sit beside June, even though we knew he badly wanted to.
The movie's so funny and the scenes are so... so... so... Hiya, nevermind, cannot find the right word. But everyine in the cinema burst out laughing. The football match's exciting but ELISA, can you not hug me and start bouncing in your seat during the movie?
*GLARES AT ELISA AGAIN*
The movie's about PRISONERS vs GUARDS.
Reminds me of STUDENTS vs TEACHERS. (So fun! But haiz, too bad... I just suck at basketball and all other balls.)

After the movie, we are all back to the same awkward state like 08082005 and this is because they are treating us like girls, I mean, they just walk behind us and... Ya, they just walk behind us.

And hiya, Davin should seriously take the initiative to talk to June, afterall, isn't that what the whole meeting supposed to be? Oh well...

They were about to leave when June thought of eating Seoul Garden. We ate Sakae Sushi in the end, and ok la, quite nice. Ate quite alot and *BURP* (excuse me) felt so bloated. It was pleasure trying to stuff the BAMBOO STICK with food, seeing that she has become more BAMBOO during the hols. She seriously looks as if she's suffering from MALNUTRITION. Sad case...

The boys left and June brought me for a tour around Guardian to look for a $3 stuff that can keep women going (P.S Don't think DIRTY). I don't understand why June thought of buying that as a GIFT, but anyone who recieved it would be going "What the hell! You ASS!" Such funny ideas that the BAMBOO STICK keeps in her head and right, I don't know why, but she can actually think of sanitary pads and breast enhancement stuff as gifts. Of course she DID NOT buy them and instead got something else. The person (whom June will be giving the gift to) will be so glad to know that at least June has been kept sane, even though the gift that June bought was not exactly sensible seeing that the person will have no use for it coz her skin tone's beyond hope (OOPS!).

Went to Elisa's house after that and studied History while lying on those beach chairs less than a meter away from the swimming pool. I had this sudden urge to jump into the cool water, but haiz, if only I brought my swimming costume. Tried to concentrate on SHORTAGES OF HOUSING but Elisa's voice kept droning into my ears and all I had in my mind was LEE KUAN YEE and DAVID MARSHAL. Thanks a lot Elisa, I just couldn't study any longer, so I asked her to walk me to the nearest bus stop, but she kept reading off the History textbook, oh well... I wouldn't care anymore. Nearly missed the bus (although I wished I did missed the bus, seeing that several 853 passed me before Grace came) and I reached there at 7.30. Read a few chunks of History but *POOP* everything disappeared the moment they went into my mind.

CHARISMATIC! ((:
First time hear him sing.
Whatever happened in the end was a stupid mistake. Crap. CRAZY ASS. Hurr!

Finished reading Harry Potter in three days when I'm supposed to be studying for the stupid HISTORY exam.

Next monday onwards, HISTORY will be HISTORY for us Sec 2s, yes! I'm so looking forward to that.

J.K ROWLING is such a SPOILER! The GOOD died and the BAD survived. ): And the ending is so CHEAT OUR FEELINGS!

FUNNY THOUGHTS

When people say, "I'm so tired it's not even funny" or "my head hurts so much it's not even funny", why would it even be funny in the first place?

If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?

Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait'? Then just the leftovers from the people that got there first?

"Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?

Why aren't marbles made of marble?

Why does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the cup?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?

Can you get cornered in a round room?

Why do we wash behind our ears? Who really looks there?

Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet?

How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?

Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?

How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play?

If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold?

Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been
free?

If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?

Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?

Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are?

Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it?

Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are both the same number of letters?

Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

Why is it when we laugh in school the teachers say do you find something funny? When obviously we do?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for your
thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going too?

Why do people say, "you've been working like a dog" when dogs just sit around all day?


If money is the root of all evil then how come churches ask for it?

If Pringles are "so good that once you pop, you can't stop" why do they come with a resealable lid?

Why is it called 'after dark', when it is really after light?

Why do they say "an alarm going off," if it is really going on?

Term 3 ended with Glenn Lim's MOTIVATION talk in the morning, then Christian Chua and Jerry Guan's FINANCIAL LITERACY talk after recess.

Glenn Lim's GREEN GRASS production is nice, once a DRUG ADDICT now a PASTOR and COUNSELLOR.

Christian Chua and Jerry Guan, WHOA! They talk as if money's so easy to earn and Christian Chua even threw money to the students. If bai4 ta1 men2 wei2 shi1, we'll be rich in no time, haha, $2 to start a business, chao PRO.

Skipped SO coz of gastric flu, like what the, all the abdominal wind in my stomach kept escaping, you know what I mean.

Open house today, played MANTRAS for 8 times, all EMPTY CHAIRS, don't know for who to sit, seventh month not over yet, eeyer. Not many people turned up and hiyo, it's mostly the St Nicks' people who watched our performance, sick la. Ended at 2, so boring!

I'm so glad that I won the Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince book. ((: No need to waste FORTY over SINGAPORE DOLLARS or HUNDRED AND THIRTY TWO HONGKONG DOLLARS. Yippee!